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My mom just got one of those ninja blenders…
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if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
You mean like in The Golden Compass?
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no one ever started rumors about me at school because nobody knew who i was
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hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
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